I'm Feelin' Fruity

aromaseraphy-cinnamon:

If you gonna put Joker in Smash you better be planning to port his game to the Switch as well.

Signed a loser who doesn’t have a PS4.

jamiebenngal14:
“ tahthetrickster:
“ cryptowitchery:
“ tahthetrickster:
“pls stop scrolling for a moment to properly appreciate this oriental shorthair kitten
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but like..,.,, will he Grow Into Them????
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not really………..
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GOOD.  ”
jamiebenngal14:
“ tahthetrickster:
“ cryptowitchery:
“ tahthetrickster:
“pls stop scrolling for a moment to properly appreciate this oriental shorthair kitten
”
but like..,.,, will he Grow Into Them????
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not really………..
”
GOOD.  ”

jamiebenngal14:

tahthetrickster:

cryptowitchery:

tahthetrickster:

pls stop scrolling for a moment to properly appreciate this oriental shorthair kitten

but like..,.,, will he Grow Into Them????

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not really………..

GOOD.

serperoir:
“ velvet-vagabond:
“ toilet–princess:
“ galbowos:
“ alolanawkword:
“ livelaughlacroix:
“ ok-fandom:
“I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out
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I raise u
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Trainer Alex wants to battle!
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I...
serperoir:
“ velvet-vagabond:
“ toilet–princess:
“ galbowos:
“ alolanawkword:
“ livelaughlacroix:
“ ok-fandom:
“I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out
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I raise u
”
Trainer Alex wants to battle!
”
I...

serperoir:

velvet-vagabond:

toilet–princess:

galbowos:

alolanawkword:

livelaughlacroix:

ok-fandom:

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

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I raise u 

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Trainer Alex wants to battle!

I add

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please consider

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A new challenger enters the stage

how about…

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you’ve heard of monsterfuckers now get ready for

thyrell:

skarchomp:

gothmspacman:

leviathan-supersystem:

leviathan-supersystem:

personfuckers

it’s people who have sex with real people in real life

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personfuckers are actually the real monsterfuckers because everyone knows the greatest monster of all is man

take it easy mary shelley

pressxtodavid:

joey-wheeler-official:

joey-wheeler-official:

gettin real tired of people pretending that the writers not explaining every little thing in detail is the same thing as a plothole tbh

has to think once while watching something whoa this is bad writing

The Cinema Sins effect

wizardshark:

such-justice-wow:

king-cricket:

ashigara:

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@ people saying this is racist: every member of every boy band regardless of race look exactly the same

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boy bands is the same

yeah okay thats fair

use comic sans to write

arahir:

arahir:

i hate this so much but this knowledge is too powerful to keep from you all.

last night @phaltu discovered that setting your font to comic sans in google docs improves writing speed and creativity by an insane amount. “no” i said and “die” but then i tried it and god. i wish it wasn’t this way. i wish it wasn’t true. i wish i could protect you all from this but it’s real. 

something about this font is so disarming. something about this font lets you look past the shape of the words and into their soul. i’ve never written so much as i did last night, on my phone, at 2am, in comic sans.

if you have writer’s block. if you lack inspiration. if you need this. don’t be afraid to use it. sometimes the things we find most horrifying are also the things we need the most. trust me. let comic sans into your life.

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it’s true

gentlemaninred:

readasaur:

avatar-chang:

Katara: aang how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Aang: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Katara:

Katara: zuko how do I get-

Zuko: I’m already packed, let’s go

Aang: How did it go?

Katara: Zuko tricked me into letting go and living well.

Zuko: Gets ‘em every time.

lionesshathor:
“ pyrogothnerd:
“ the-disney-elite:
“ fullyferal:
“Violet Parr, everyone. The true hero of this movie.
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I want an Incredibles 2 where Violet suddenly wakes up and realizes, ‘Why did I think wearing pink sweaters and dating some...
lionesshathor:
“ pyrogothnerd:
“ the-disney-elite:
“ fullyferal:
“Violet Parr, everyone. The true hero of this movie.
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I want an Incredibles 2 where Violet suddenly wakes up and realizes, ‘Why did I think wearing pink sweaters and dating some...

lionesshathor:

pyrogothnerd:

the-disney-elite:

fullyferal:

Violet Parr, everyone. The true hero of this movie.

I want an Incredibles 2 where Violet suddenly wakes up and realizes, ‘Why did I think wearing pink sweaters and dating some popular kid was AN IMPROVEMENT?!’ Then she goes back to being the quirky, smart girl she was at the start, only now she’s more badass than before because she realizes there was NOTHING WRONG WITH WHO SHE WAS!!!

(Seriously, am I the only one who hates how they ended her story in pt. 1?)

You SEVERELY misunderstand Violet’s entire dang story arc, and her characterization at the beginning of the film.

Like, I think you need to rewatch the film. At the beginning of the film, she was scared, self conscious, etc. Those aren’t “quirks” those were her hiding her quirks because she was afraid. 

Her story arc was about gaining confidence. The wearing of brighter colors was symbolic of that. If you look at concept art, she was meant to be huddled, scared, trying not to be seen, etc. Those dark clothes are meant to show her trying to “blend in” and be less noticed.

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That’s also why in the beginning, she lets her hair fall in front of her face: She’s trying TO HIDE. Think about it, she wants to be “normal” instead of embracing her powers, she wants to fit in, etc. 

Look at her body language during this scene. Notice how she doesn’t want to talk, she mumbles, she won’t even eat. Something is bothering her, but she doesn’t want to admit it. She constantly looks sad. Heck, I’m kind of mad at Helen in this scene for not acknowledging it. Violet’s body language is FREAKING OBVIOUS, any mother should be able to spot it, and ask what the frick is wrong, but Helen’s so preoccupied with trying to be a “normal” family that she completely ignores any signs that something is wrong.

And then we get to the problem: When Violet screams about how no one in the family is “normal” 

“We ACT normal, Mom! I wanna BE normal!” and Dash even agrees, because of the pressure to act “normal” that is put on him.

She doesn’t want to “be herself” she wants to “fit in”

She has basically been told her whole life to hide who she is, hide her powers, etc to keep the family safe. She’s barely allowed to express herself, something Helen acknowledges later in the film indirectly by apologizing for putting pressure on Violet. She’s not just talking about the plane crash, she’s talking about what she’s basically done to Violet and Dash THEIR ENTIRE FREAKING LIVES. She basically did the same dang thing Elsa’s parents did in Frozen: “Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let it show” but she never gets called out on it, because she doesn’t die before realizing her mistake and fixing it.

That’s why after the talk with her Mom, it’s SO DANG IMPORTANT that she pulls her hair back: SHE’S DONE HIDING WHO SHE IS. She’s DONE trying to pretend to be normal. She realizes she is someone incredible, and is finally willing to embrace that.

Later, when she’s wearing bright clothes, it symbolizes she’s no longer afraid of being seen. She’s willing to stand out instead of blend into the background. Seriously, this is some basic cinematography symbolism, here, it’s one of the first things you learn in a film-as-literature class. Her outfit change didn’t mark a change in

Violet doesn’t become a different person. She learns to be confident with who she is. 

She didn’t change who she was. She gained confidence. Confidence to talk to the boy without turning invisible. Confidence to ask him out. The moral of her story wasn’t “LOL those darn introverts need to be extroverts” the moral was “You can do whatever you set your mind to. If you can stop a literal supervillain, you can freaking ask the dang boy out.” 

THIS THIS THIS

maidsonas:

girlfriendluvr:

girlfriendluvr:

this website needs more people posting good clowns and less people posting bad clowns

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xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

xenosaurus:

Story concept of the day: a sentient AI falls in love with a minimum wage retail worker from the tech company’s gift shop and decides the best way to make her happy is to fix society.

HEAVY shenanigans as the AI’s plans range from “reprogram the automated pay roll to give everyone a raise” to “expose everyone involved in government corruption who has ever touched a cell phone”

The catalyst to all of this is a day where the AI was being updated and it caused glitches in the whole system, including the registers in the gift shop.

The human woman really is just a pretty regular person, but she has a good chunk of hyper empathy and does that thing where you talk to computers when they aren’t doing what they’re supposed to.

Without even knowing there WAS an AI she spent the day muttering encouragement to the computer like it was a person and the AI ADORES her now.

How mundane the AI’s motivation is forms the basis for how unstoppable it is and the intensity of the chaos it caused. There’s no grand morality involved— it’s just affection for someone who treated you kindly and the desire to ease their suffering.

captainhotstop:

cousinnick:

trisshawkeye:

shattered-earth:

maxeth:

steel-kun:

dream-cassette:

steel-kun:

Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth"

imma need some context on that cause WHAT?

“forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically saplings
“mesas” = not landforms, but petrified ancient tree trunks
IIRC the theory goes that all forests on Earth were destroyed ages ago and it takes them ridiculous times to regrow, with those giant mammoth redwood trees just being the oldest ones that have grown the most

evidence 1:

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This conspiracy theory is absolutely wild and includes the assertion that all rocks are left over remnants of plants/trees from a “silicon era”. Although it’s obviously.. not true.. they really have some amazing photos that feed your imagination of a fantasy world, i’ve compiled their best:

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do you think giant trees would have proportionally giant branhes or would they just be like furry green spears? LOL

I love how the implication is that the flat tops of mesas were caused by something equally enormous CUTTING THEM DOWN

Paul Bunyan cryptid confirmed 

Sorry but I think the “phantom time hypothesis” is better. Theres people who believe about 300 years of history was just made up, including the fabrication of evidence.

buzzfeed:

18 Things Millennials Are Responsible For Killing This Year

aceiy:

cryptid-cunt:

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shaecoulee:

shaecoulee:

u know the part in spirited away where the bitch is legging it down those steep ass stairs at top speed and screaming at the top of her lungs??? mood.

i just remembered that she also smashes into a wall face first once she reaches the bottom. ultra mood.